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Saturday, October 25, 2008

dialogue

    A recent conversation between me and Drew (via phone, of course...):

                        Me: So, how was Jenna's birthday lunch?

                       Drew: Really fun. Afterwards, we went to Alliance for Jenna to get her nose pierced.  She wasn't able to, though, for some reason, so I got my other ear pierced instead (one of his ears already having been pierced).

                        Me: So, you got your ear pierced on Jenna's birthday? And where was Jenna at that point?

                        Drew: Waiting in the parking lot, with mom.

                        Me: On her birthday. 
      
                        Drew: Yep. 
 
                        Me: Well, can I see a picture?
 
                        Drew: Of what?

                        Me: Of your ear, silly!

                        Drew: Sure, just a sec.

                  I wait a moment and receive this on my computer: 

         Me: Uh, babe? Nice pic of you and Tally's...ears...but I was hoping for a shot that included both your ears, you know, for the full effect.

         Drew: Hold on...

        And then I get this:

   Me: Huh. Interesting psychopath impersonation there, but I still cannot see both piercings!
   Drew: (getting just a tad bit exasperated at this point) Alright, lemme try again...

   And then I receive this:
          And I proceed to laugh for a good 30 seconds.  

          Me: Baby, that picture is so crazy!  You look like some kind of...monkey-man or something...!

         Drew: Jess, it's the only way I could get one picture of both my piercings, which is what you wanted.  My face is too big or my ears are not the right angle or something, but this is the only way to show you my new peircing with the old piercing so that you do indeed get the full effect...

         Me: (still giggling) Well, it's perfect. Don't change a thing!

         If I need to laugh I just look at that picture. Aside from the obvious, make sure you look at his hands, too. They almost look like alien hands--or at least hands that are from someone else--and then the picture takes a creepy turn for the worse because why would two other people be pulling at Drew's ears?  Oh and one more thing: his left wrist looks especially skinny, which makes it even funnier for some reason.  Or maybe it's just me.

         Anyway, just wanted to share this.

11 comments:

jason said...

JENNA PLEASE DON'T GET A NOSE RING!

that is all.

You're right though, those pictures are hilarious. (I guess that wasn't all, after all.)

Jessica Latshaw said...

Jase, why are you so opposed to jenna piercing her nose?

Jenna said...

haha those pics made me laugh!

sorry jase, the damage has been done.

Mom said...

Ha Ha.....and Jase....too late. It looks good.

jason said...

oh ok... I'm sure it looks nice. If you like it, I'll like it.

erin said...

The middle picture is my favorite! Drew... :)
So Jenna ended up getting the nose ring? I can't wait to see it! (wait, did she have it on Fri??)

Jenna said...

haha yeah large marge i got it done right before the party. right now it's a stud and it was kinda dark that night so thats why you probably didn't notice it.

kathiek said...

It DOES look like someone else's hands!

merry said...

I laughed out loud at drew's tiny wrist and delicate looking hands.

lambert said...

JESS i LAUGHED AND LAUGHED AT THE DIALOGUE...i ESPECIALLY THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY THAT HE WOULD TAKE A PICTURE OD THE CATS EARS!!!

Jessica Latshaw said...

Lamie--I laughed about the cat ears, too!

Glad you guys enjoyed the pics;-)