You'd think that I have a side business of wrestling alligators at night.
In bed.
How else would you explain the way I transform a pristine bed like this:
To a rumpled up, disorderly heap of bed linens and exposed mattress like this?
To a rumpled up, disorderly heap of bed linens and exposed mattress like this?
Really, does anybody else sleep like a whirling dervish?
Oh, and if you need an alligator wrestled, you know where to go.
12 comments:
Jeez.
What happens when you have a bedmate? Do they end up with bruises?
they end up without a blanket.
Just ask Drew.
BYOB has taken on a whole new meaning for him...
MINE LOOKS JUST HE SAME!
THE SAME. SORRY.
lol, Sherri--I know how you are with typos and you warned me about them--no need to apologize in the least;-)
Ours gets pretty messy, not quite like yours, since I am basically confined to pretty much one position due to the extra pillows and the rolled-up sleeping bag that props up my legs (for my back). It doesn't always get made, either (other than the sheets and blankets being smoothed out), because my husband likes the bed "combat ready"...and you may take that however you will! ;-]
My 5 yr old sleeps like a whirling dervish that's in some sort of punching contest. He is a roller & a wild arm flailer. When we go on vacation we always make him a "special" bed, he thinks it's great..only we know it's really for our own protection.
Ollie is the craziest. He is ALL over the place.
"combat ready?!" --very interesting, Kathie...;-)
Jeanok--I think I could use one of those "special beds!"
Jase--Ollie is awesome. that's it.
...did you eject that pillow from the bed intentionally? Or was it one of the casualties?
If you ever decide to really wrestle an alligator, duct tape its mouth shut first. It'll be useful once said alligator gets agitated.
And I'm another nocturnal alligator wrestler, for what it's worth. :-)
why do you have two laptops?
Natalie--intentional. I can't sleep with all those big showy pillows on the bed with me. And I will seriously take to heart the tip you gave me on alligator wrestling-you sound like you know what you're talking about;-)
Jason--I don't have two. The other one is my roommate's.
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