I am of the opinion that everybody should dance.
I don't mean that everybody should take formal dance lessons, necessarily; and certainly not that, when pressed, everybody should be able to correctly identify the five positions of the feet in ballet or anything like that.
Though, let's face it, that wouldn't hurt. How many times would it have come in handy so far? Come on, be honest--I know in the state of Pennsylvania that it's a prerequisite to driving. It must be. How else did my genius older brother Jason fail to pass the test three times?
It must have come down to ballet positions.
And he just doesn't know his ballet positions.
And I don't mean to brag or anything, but I did pass it on my first try. And yeah, I know ballet.