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Friday, May 22, 2009

alligator wrestling

You'd think that I have a side business of wrestling alligators at night.


In bed.

You know, to make some extra cash to support my edamame habit.

How else would you explain the way I transform a pristine bed like this:
To a rumpled up, disorderly heap of bed linens and exposed mattress like this?

Really, does anybody else sleep like a whirling dervish?

Oh, and if you need an alligator wrestled, you know where to go.

12 comments:

peaj said...

Jeez.

What happens when you have a bedmate? Do they end up with bruises?

Jessica Latshaw said...

they end up without a blanket.

Just ask Drew.

BYOB has taken on a whole new meaning for him...

sherri said...

MINE LOOKS JUST HE SAME!

sherri said...

THE SAME. SORRY.

Jessica Latshaw said...

lol, Sherri--I know how you are with typos and you warned me about them--no need to apologize in the least;-)

kathiek said...

Ours gets pretty messy, not quite like yours, since I am basically confined to pretty much one position due to the extra pillows and the rolled-up sleeping bag that props up my legs (for my back). It doesn't always get made, either (other than the sheets and blankets being smoothed out), because my husband likes the bed "combat ready"...and you may take that however you will! ;-]

jeanok said...

My 5 yr old sleeps like a whirling dervish that's in some sort of punching contest. He is a roller & a wild arm flailer. When we go on vacation we always make him a "special" bed, he thinks it's great..only we know it's really for our own protection.

jason said...

Ollie is the craziest. He is ALL over the place.

Jessica Latshaw said...

"combat ready?!" --very interesting, Kathie...;-)

Jeanok--I think I could use one of those "special beds!"

Jase--Ollie is awesome. that's it.

Natalie said...

...did you eject that pillow from the bed intentionally? Or was it one of the casualties?
If you ever decide to really wrestle an alligator, duct tape its mouth shut first. It'll be useful once said alligator gets agitated.
And I'm another nocturnal alligator wrestler, for what it's worth. :-)

jason said...

why do you have two laptops?

Jessica Latshaw said...

Natalie--intentional. I can't sleep with all those big showy pillows on the bed with me. And I will seriously take to heart the tip you gave me on alligator wrestling-you sound like you know what you're talking about;-)

Jason--I don't have two. The other one is my roommate's.